Jokes and Fun

Assalamualaikum w.b.t (Peace be upon you)

Masa tengah sibuk mengemas rumah semalam (maklumlah, dah nak raya), terjumpa pulak satu buku yang menarik perhatian aku. Buku ni kalau tak silap wujud sejak aku darjah 5 lagi. This book only have the book's author and the year it was published. Below I listed down some of the joke. If you think it's interesting or funny, please feel free to copy it. In case for the copyright problems that might occur, just credit those jokes to it's original author, B.K Teng.

Safety First

A childless couple went to a temple and requested from god Kuan Kong for a boy to be delivered to them. Their demand was granted. A healthy strong boy 'arrived' and they thanked god Kuan Kong very much. Every first and fifteenth of the Chinese month, they offered the god fruit, meat, chicken and flowers to Him. The boy became a handsome youth at the age of 18. On his birthday, the parents bought him an expensive and beautiful Yamaha motorcycle. Somehow after one week, the boy met with an accident and died. Immediately the father and the mother of the poor boy rushed to the temple and asked god Kuan Kong for an explanation. god Kuan Kong answered,"Your son sped at 125 km/h, I could only go at 30 km/h".

Stamp

One day, a lady bought a stamp at the post office and said to the clerk, "Must I stick it on myself?". An officer replied, "Positively not. It will accomplish more if you stick it on the letter".

mother's milk

When asked, why mother's milk is better than cow's milk, a medical student said: "It is safer; the cat can't get it; it's cleaner, faster, easier to handle when traveling, and....comes in a more attractive containers".

King

• The most powerful king on earth: working
• The laziest king: shirking
• The worst king: smoking
• The wittiest: joking
• The sliest: winking
• The noisiest: talking

What disasters happen 24 hours a day?
       : Day breaks and night falls
Which is cleverer; the white hen or the black hen?
       : The black hen. Black hen can lay white eggs, but the white hen cannot lay black eggs.
Which has more legs; one horse or no horse?
       : No horse has five legs but one horse has only four legs.

Don't tell me your problems!

A man went into a restaurant to order lunch and a pretty waitress came over and told him, "I have braissed liver, monkey brains, chicken hearts, deer meat and frog's legs". The man than said, "Don't tell me your problems, just bring me a sandwich and a bottle of beer, will ya?".

Fun with words

1. Many hands make light work
2. Haste makes waste
3. Two is company, three is a crowd
4. Silence is golden
5. Two heads are better than one
6. White is a symbol of happiness. Could that be the reason a groom always wears black?
7. Adolescence: When a boy/ girl is a youngster in an awkward age; too old for an allowance, and too young for a credit card
8.  A beautiful woman is a blessing to the soul, a heaven to the eye.... and a curse to the purse.