Thursday, June 17, 2010

Step by step to show off for Dummies

Assalamualaikum w.b.t

Now I'm going to write about a thing which is a norm among the Malaysian Students in overseas. This trend is most popular among gents, which I think should be famous among girls. What is it? This norm is called "Now Everybody can cook, including me!". Maybe they're just trying to say, "Hey, I can cook too." or just an indirect way to say "Bertuah kalau makcik dapat menantu macam saya ni ha, pandai memasak".

To begin with, let's start with the title. Today's trend to write a catchy album title should include this few elements. First, write it with both uppercase and lowercase. In my case, you should write like this, "NoW EvErYbOdY cAn CoOk, InClUdInG mE". Got it? Good, it's easy right? Now, the next step is 'Inserting dots'. This is the most simplest procedure. I'm gonna put it to my title and the result should appear like this: N.o.W E.v.E.r.Y.b.O.d.Y c.A.n C.o.O.k , I.n.C.l.U.d.I.n.G m.E. Can you start seeing the difference from the raw sample? It's easier to read and have a few elements of art in it. The next step is to make the title appear bolder. Just highlight the title and click the B button on the top. Your title should appear like this: N.o.W E.v.E.r.Y.b.O.d.Y c.A.n C.o.O.k , I.n.C.l.U.d.I.n.G m.E. Got it right? If any error occurred, please redone it from the first step.

Now, the last step is to decorate your title with emoji. The word Emoji originates from the Japanese language 絵文字 which is derived from two main words. 絵(え、e)which means picture, and 文字(もじ、moji)which means words or alphabets. Since my title carries happy nuance in it, I'm gonna put a simple happy face at the end of the title. N.o.W E.v.E.r.Y.b.O.d.Y c.A.n C.o.O.k , I.n.C.l.U.d.I.n.G m.E d^-^b. If you're still in your twenties, you should NOT face problems to read and translate this emoji, unless you're either lack the usage of handphones or still living in the past. That's it. Please note that you can also use other confusing titles such as SUKASUKISUKASUKI, shuqashuqishuqashuqi or KeSuKaAn for more enhancement.

Finish with the title part. Now, to impress other people with your masterpiece, you should add few enhancements to your artwork. First step, the picture. Most bloggers and facebookers nowadays don't use cheap and low resolution camera to start with. Most of us Malaysian students in overseas bought an up-to-date and high-speed DSLR, a Digital Single Lend Reflex type of camera. Here in Japan, most of us are using Nikon camera. It's easy to use with multiple choices of lenses for extra performance. Some are using Canon DSLR which some say shoots better picture than Nikon. Whatever. Now, if you don't posses any of the camera mentioned above, a simple digital camera is more than enough actually. Second step is photo-shooting technique. In this case, to get a clear image of your subject, use Close Up mode, often marked with an image of flower on your camera. Make sure the lighting, angle and all those stuff are good to go, then Ka-Cha (Japanese version of camera shutter sound). Note, take images of your subject with different angle of view that can show your creativeness.

The next procedure is advertising. I'm sure most of the youngsters nowadays do have their own account of the world's famous social network website, the facebook. If you don't have one, go create it now! It's perfect to show your masterpiece to your friends and relatives, or just other people from other countries. If you've already have one, good. Now, upload the picture to your account. Ok? Now, here's the best part. Make sure you type a catch phrases for the photo's caption. To make it better, add phrases that shows the imperfectness and the feel of innocence of your subject. Words such as "My first trial" or "Resipi orang bujang yang hidup merantau " would be sympathetic enough to attract viewers and commentators. Upload for at least two or three different angle of the same subject. If the food was also made by other friend, tag him on the picture too.

Sample 1:

M.y F.i.R.s.T t.R.i.A.l ^^v

First time wat roti naan. Nyum..nyum (this is important !)

What next? Wait for other people to browse your album and comment. If you're lucky enough, you'll get good comments. In today's world, it's good to have an extra skills in yourself. Life's not about studying for exam. So, having a cooking skill matters enough. Men especially. Some say men look sexier when they know how to cook. Hmm, it's sounds gay (I'm a straight) but you could try to ask any women in your life. I've never done that though.....

p/s: One of my friends said: Pelik tengok blog sesetengah student engineering. Banyak yang merapu. Tak macam blog budak2 medic. Diorang tulis apa yang diorang belajar. I think that's medic. Most of the time you need to memorize, memorize and memorize. That's why they write what they've learned. To help them remember. I don't know. Perhaps someones out there knows better. Hmmm....



イスラムについて悪く言う人達の多くは次の二つに分類されます。 第一のグループは、自分たちはムスリムであると言いながら、言行においてイスラムの信条に反し、誤った行動をしている人達のことです。イスラムには全く罪はないのです。従って、彼らはイスラムの教えを代弁しておらず、彼らの言行をイスラムに帰属させることは間違っています。
  1. 基の回りを回って死者に祈願しその吉凶にかからず御利益を信じている者達のように、イスラムの信仰から離脱している者達のことです。
  2. 倫理的 にもイスラムから外れている者達で、こういう人達はアッラーが課たした義務を怠り、姦通や飲酒のような犯してはならないことを犯す人達です。また、このような人達はアッラーの敵を好み、その容姿矢行動を真似する人達でもあります。
  3. いスラムをよく思わない人達の中にはムスリムもいます。こういう人達は、アッラーへの信仰が弱くイスラムの教えの実践に乏じい人達です。こういう人達はある義務に関していい加減であってもイスラムの教えは怠らず、大シルクとまではいかなくても、背信行為とされる非合法的なことをして罪を犯している人達のことです。こういう人達は禁止された悪習に慣れているのです。イスラムはこのようなこととは全く無関係なのです。嘘偽やごまかし約束を反故にし嫉妬などのような行為は大罪見なせるでしょう。こういう人達はすべてがイスラムを悪くする人達です。ムスリム以外でイスラムに無知な者はイスラムは彼らがしていることだと思うことでしょう。


  •  啓示を否定したこと。
  • 欠点や負から無線で完璧であられるにもかかわらず、使徒を中傷したりしたこと。
  • 全知で英明であられるアッラーが定められた公正はイスラム法から人々を背けさせるためにイスラム法を歪曲したこと。

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